Top 10: “Things You Don’t Want to Hear… YOUR SENIOR PASTOR SAY?”

Here it is another “Things You Don’t Want to Hear…” top 10 list!  I hope you have enjoyed the last couple of weeks! Look back to see our ones dedicated to our custodians and our wives!  

Enjoy this week’s dedicated to our Senior Pastors! 

10. “Do You Know Who Toliet Papered My Yard Last Night?” 

9. “Can I Borrow Those Skinny Jeans?”

8. “I Just Booked a Gospel Quartet for the Middle School Boys Lock-In”

7. “I Need You to Explain the ‘Blue Flame Thing’?”

6. “Can You Tell This is a Toupee?”

5. “Do You Want to Explain The Speeding Ticket in the Church Bus?”

4. “I am Thinking about a Mud Wrestling Outreach Event?”

3.  “Due to the Recent Lawsuit, We Need to Change a Few Things?”

2.  “I Have Been Working Out, Check out These Abs?”

1. “That is I Quit, You’re In Charge…Good Luck?”

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