Here it is PART NUMBER TWO of the “Top 10 Things You Don’t Want to Hear…” Check Out Last Week’s “Top 10 Things You Don’t Want to Hear Your Custodian Say”!
10. Does This Youth Group Shirt Make Me Look Fat?
9. Did I Ever Tell You That Triplets Run in My Family?
8. Your Son Just Bit Someone in Sunday School…Again!
7. Wake Up You’re Suppose to Be on the Stage!
6. Really, You’re Wearing THAT?
5. Do You Realize Your Mic Was On the Whole Time You Were in the Bathroom?
4. I Lost the Pastor’s Wives Monday Night Poker Game, How Attached Are You to Our Car?
3. We Need to Talk About Your Bacon Obsession and Your Cholesterol?
2. Ummm, I Think I Broke Something Playing Floor Hockey… the Sr. Pastor’s Son’s Nose?
1. I Just Told One of the Moms What I Really Thought About What Her Daughter Was Wearing??